It was exactly three weeks ago tomorrow (or today, if you’re reading this on Wednesday…or several days in the past if you’re reading this several days in the future, in which case I ask: Does the country still exist in your time?) that the US MNT defeated Trinidad & Tobago 3-0, putting on their most [...]

Just a friendly reminder…
USA WCB’s first commenter of the month contest extravaganza for September is coming to an end tomorrow at midnight. Brooks and I have a few favorites in mind, but this is your last chance to make a late run at the top spot or secure your glorious appointment of commentor of [...]

-Another weekend of club fixtures, another weekend of America’s best and brightest being ignored by their managers: Jozy Altidore wasn’t even available as a sub in Villareal’s 1-0 win over Sporting Gijon on Saturday (Giuseppe Rossi came off the bench to score the lone goal), and Freddy Adu got another token 10 minutes of garbage [...]

It seems like we’ve already talked Landon’s possible move back to Europe into the ground, but with all of our opinions and speculation there is still one angle we have not covered…what will actually happen! (Lightning strikes, thunder cracks.) To share with us the fictional truth of what the future has in store for Mr. [...]

“Gooch? More like Cooch!”
Gooch remembered back to when Bob Bradley made that light-hearted quip at his expense on the team’s first day of training under their new manager. The rest of his teammates laughed. Gooch did not. Instead, he swore his revenge and waited until the time was right.
Now, almost two years later, as [...]

Today, the always reputable Tribal Football ran a story stating that Italian giants Juventus have an interest in signing “American” center back Neven Subotic, even after he just inked up with Borussia Dortmund for five years.
I suppose this would be a lot more interesting had this Bundesliga standout actually decided what his nationality was by [...]

First off, sorry all for such a long delay in posting; been a little busy recently but it looks like Brooks has debuted enough new features to keep you busy for a couple blue moons.
Anyhoo…
Another Yank Abroad made his European club debut this week, and that man is goal keeper Brad Guzan. Guzan started [...]

“Why are you wearing that while we play?” Landon asked.
“It’s my thinkin’ pillow. Anytime I bust out the Chess for Dummies I put on my thinkin’ pillow. So I can think.”
With that, Deuce went on to complete the rare quadruple jump. Upon demanding Landon king him, the plane hit a patch of turbulence, sending [...]

Commenter Counterpoint is a new feature that highlights two opposing comments from a previous post and calls upon you (yes, you, still reading this without your pants on) to choose a side and voice your own opinion.
This week, we have the topic of Landon Donovan potentially moving back to Europe, as first mentioned in [...]

The economy is already in the crapper, so why waste your time doing actual work? That’s like digging a grave for a dead guy — they’re already dead, they really don’t care if you put ‘em in the ground, on the hood of your car, or in the ball pit at your local Chuck E. [...]