Miss USA and Miss T&T Present: Brooks’ Half-Assed World Cup Qualifier Preview

This is an extra half-assed edition since I would much rather be playing FIFA 09 right now than writing one of these things (but I can’t do that because it turns out the game didn’t ship until today so it won’t be in stores until tomorrow, even though every advertisement says I should be playing it right now). So, let’s just pretend that everything from the last time we half-assedly previewed a match against Trinidad and Tobago still goes (except this time Roy Keane is letting glamour model impregnator Dwight Yorke participate). And if that’s not enough for you, then just read Rick Carlisle’s preview on Soccernet and leave me alone already.

But wait, what’s all this FIFA 09 nonsense about, you ask? Watch this (via Kotaku):

And yes, I agree that EA should be compensating me for all this promotion I’ve given them today. Now don’t forget the live blog tomorrow night (8 pm ET, game’s on ESPN). See you then.