Come On, Everybody! Let’s Watch Some Stuff!

The economy is already in the crapper, so why waste your time doing actual work? That’s like digging a grave for a dead guy — they’re already dead, they really don’t care if you put ‘em in the ground, on the hood of your car, or in the ball pit at your local Chuck E. Cheese. Any work you do for them just ends up being a waste (trust me).

Anyway, we’ll all be out on the streets soon enough, so why not make the most of the time you have left getting paid to watch internet videos? Yeah!

Here’s one that might even give you an idea as to how to make the best of your upcoming life as a street urchin:

Aside from the impressive skill this guy displays (If he completed each of those tricks on anything less than the 971st try I would be truly blown away), you gotta love the celebrations. Kicking a ball through someone’s roadside pizza stand (why don’t we have those in America!?!?) and then celebrating like you just won the World Cup on PKs as the angry vendor chases you down the street is never not funny.

Also, at USSoccer.com they have the first part of a video called “The Cuba Experience.” Hard to figure what it’s about from the title, but it’s pretty interesting. Surprisingly, there is no mention of Tony Montana, pelicans, blow, or murdering one’s best friend in a drug-fueled haze of paranoia and jealousy. Still pretty interesting, though.