Forest Whitaker is not Jozy Altidore

This is pretty hilarious — the official 2009 USMNT yearbook asked some of the guys who should play their teammates in a movie of their life. After looking at the results, I think we should all be thankful that none of these guys are Hollywood casting directors. Some of the best:

-Steve Cherundolo says Boca should be played by A.C. Slater (yes, the Saved by the Bell character, not Mario Lopez, the “actor” who played him).

Brooks says: …what?

-Frank Simek says Tommy Morrison as Tommy Gunn from Rocky V should play Jonathan Spector simply because both have mullets.

Brooks says: I’m glad he specified the mullet because I would have assumed Spector has AIDS.

-Danny Califf says Samuel L. Jackson should play Tim Howard.

Brooks says: Because Jackson is good at cursing and Howard has Tourette’s?

-Freddy Adu says Forest Whitaker (or Djimon Hounsou) should pay Jozy Altidore.

Brooks says: …what? Forest Whitaker? If Freddy wasn’t African American I’d call that racist. Speaking of which…

-Clint Dempsey says Eddie Johnson should be played by Akon because “they look alike.”

Brooks says: …what? Look at the headshots of EJ and Akon and tell me they look alike.

There are a lot more gems in there, so be sure to click the image and give it a glance.

[Source: The Touchline]