US vs. Cuba Saturday Night Live Blog Party

Before you go out for your usual Saturday night of looking like a spaz on the dance floor and drinking ’till you puke on a potential hook-up partner, be sure to join Carter and I as we make our way through another live blog odyssey.

As always, you will be able to submit your own comments throughout the match and Carter and I will use the ones we like most in the live blog. So be here at 7 pm ET. You bring the coke, we’ll bring the hookers, and we’ll all make a run for it if the cops show up.

BUT FIRST! If you’re early to the party or if you just missed it before, check out my half-assed preview of the match.

UPDATE: Two Cubans have already escaped!