Special USA WCB Transfer Announcement

Listen up, Nose Bleeders –

We’ve got a bit of personnel news for you. See, Carter is finally getting put away for his many crimes against humanity, leaving him unable to contribute to USA World Cup Blog for the next 30 to life. So, to replace him, we have called upon one of your own.

Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome Marlon as your newest USA WCB contributor. I don’t know much about Marlon other than the fact that he shares a first name with one of the Wayans brothers and he can kick a baby at least 50 yards before it bounces. And that makes him, frankly, overqualified to post on this here blog.

Anyway, he’ll offer more information about himself in the coming days, as well as the first bits of his US MNT opinions, so stay tuned.