WCB Team Member: Connor

Connor Fabiano is an avid American soccer fan born and raised in San Diego, California and educated at the Roman school of Wine, Love, Life, and Hotel Management.

He received his major in Quantum Physics and minored in the Linguistics of Love. He then continued on to receive his doctorate with his critically acclaimed thesis, Ronaldinho and Quantum Probability. He is also a published author, having written such books as Subatomic Particle Physics and You, and Romance Languages in the Bedroom: Extend Your Knowledge and Use from on the Menu, to Under the Covers.

He is a proud member of Sam’s Army and is already counting down the days until South Africa 2010. Certain that he will be selected for the US squad, he religiously performs his rigorous, daily workout of practicing FIFA 2007 (Xbox 360), FIFA 2006 World Cup (Xbox 360), and watching Fox Soccer Channel (DIRECTV) on his 120 inch projection screen. His diet includes linguini, bread with vinegar and olive oil, and microwavable pizzas, preferably Red Baron.

Additionally, he is an adamant supporter of water, and is credited as a hugely influential figure in the wide success the product has received.

He hopes to bring fair and balanced American soccer news to people sitting at their computers everywhere.

Connor has worked on several projects as a film composer and manages his personal music website. He is currently working on a techno version of the US National Anthem to play at the January US v. Denmark friendly.

If you wish to contact him he says, “I don’t know why you would, but feel free to email me.” His address is cfabiano [at] sbcglobal.net

Note: The comment on Connor’s education in paragraph one and the entirety of paragraph two are fictional. The rest of the document is factual.