“I took a class in college”

About the only exciting thing that’s come out of the senior USWNT training camp is the news that Kacey White accidentally broke Ella Masar’s nose. Yup, the Algarve Cup can’t come quickly enough. So since we’re a little bereft of competitions to write about and partially inspired by the Chicago Red Stars Twitter site, I bring you…

The USWNT beating the crap out of each other in ping-pong

The USWNT beating the crap out of each other in bowling

The USWNT beating the crap out of each other in Guitar Hero (sorry, embedding disabled for some reason and oooh, special guest star Greg Ryan, hello)

And just because US Soccer disabled embedding the above video, I also bring you Natasha Kai making Celine Dion her b*tch in American Idol karaoke!

And also just because I can, I’m tossing my two cents in regarding the upcoming USA vs Mexico World Cup Qualifier in Columbus by bringing you Gael Garcia Bernal absolutely destroying Cheap Trick

It’s for his new movie Rudo y Cursi with Diego Luna where the two play soccer players. 5ft 10 Luna plays a goalie which is of course completely unbelievable in real life. Can’t wait to see it!