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June 20th, 2010 | by: Marlon |

Things have been a bit tense after the Slovenia match. So, to lighten the mood a little, I’ve found an alternate reality every Englishman wishes they lived in.

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Denny

Be careful of this article everybody, I think there might be a virus embedded in it, called the 'Robert Green' virus. It infects your computer and causes it to not save anything.
Denny

The England team visited an orphanage in Cape Town today. “It's heartbreaking to see their sad little faces with no hope” said Jamal aged 6
Denny

Meanwhile, things are looking better for Green. Today in training he had 4000 shots fired at him and saved every single one.

Tomorrow, him and Heskey will train with the rest of the squad.
Denny

Somebody stop me…
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1562970200 Mike Castro

All these Robert Green jokes are just too much. In fact, they are crossing the line.
http://www.worldcupblog.org Daryl

I'm thinking we should just delete your account…
Bense235

Well done. Wishful thinking.
Rick

Love it.
armani kid

wow, so green makes a human error and he is doom 4 life….some of us could not have done any better….come guys do better