USA England Pre-match Trash Talk

June 12th, 2010 | by: Denny |

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To that, I say oh Mighty Een-guh-land, it’s on.

It is on, from the time we left your shores as lonely but determined pilgrims to found a more brightly shining beacon of hope. To when your nation underestimated our determination, resolve, and ability to stand up and fight back. It’s on, just like in 1941 when we showed our leadership and character when the entire world disbelieved. It is on. Like Donkey Kong.

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Prepare your three kittens, England. Prepare them well for the fury of a thousand Lalas’, for the audacity of one burning Jim Rome, for the mighty fist of Tim Howard hurtling towards your ever precious altar of underachieved history. Because the American contingent we’re sending your way is our finest yet. And as Americans, we don’t come home until we’ve vanquished our enemy.

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Yes, soccer is the world’s sport, because you spread it in good faith through over-imposed imperialism. But no more. No more overpaid pansies, no more dramatic dives, and no more of the pretentious all-knowing attitude that England are the mighty vindicators of world soccer (yes, soccer). We’re here now. Just like every other time the world needed something fixed or set straight, we’re going to change the way you look at us.

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Get ready, because it is on.

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Dennyluan

Note: This was just a spontaneous response to the Sun, who've simply outdone themselves in hypocrisy this time. This was just for fun.
abd

“Just like every other time the world needed something fixed”

Lately we've been turning to BP. ;P
FOARP

Nice try Denny, but no match for the awesome power of our British sarcasm I'm afraid . . .
http://www.tatesjourney.com Tatesjourney

Yeah, it is on baby, I got my cape on rooting for America as a Cameroonian American; bring it on England, we will kick your behind once again and proclaim our independence in this game we have so struggled to make a name in. That name will be made upon your defeat.
Ed

What else do you expect?
Podeynr

Uhh, BP = British Petroleum. You do need help fixing it.
Krypal2

TEAM USA, I AM MARRIED TO AN ENGLISHMAN & WE LIVE IN THE U.S., BUT TODAY OUR HOUSE WILL BE FULL OF LIMEYS ALL THINKING THEY ARE GOING TO MAKE FOOLS OF THE USA TEAM. I KNOW HOW GOOD YOU ARE & I KNOW & WE AMERICANS KNOW YOU ARE CAPABLE OF KICKING THEIR ROYAL ASSES, SO DO IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU ARE THE BEST WE'VE HAD FOR SOME TIME, PLEASE SHOW THE ENGLISH THAT WE ARE NOT PANSIES! BEAT THEM, BEAT THEM, BEAT THEM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
T Olsen

Why the fuck did you read the sun?
abd

Not as much as that big hole in the Atlantic spewing millions of gallons of oil.
B humble

how arrogant and ignorant can you be? i thought that America was already the best at it, and now you have just confirmed it. i only hope that the american team get's humiliated and you guys are put in your place
Sol

No trashtalk, cause this ain't my fight (Oranje supporter/Netherlands), but I'd like to wish the Americans good luck for tonight. I'm with you guys on this one. Self-preservation. England looks more of a threat to us.
yeepee

hahahahahaha
fa

it's still football you pretentious septic. And the US should NOT be talking about imposed imperialism.
Paul

I'm American and I think a draw is just fine with England. The English will take the loss with class and in step. I just hope we play France later on, win, and solidify their own national inferiority complex they have.
CK

Some kid in England got attacked by a fox, free Doritos on the front cover, WTF kind of country is this? Who reads this crap anyway? Everyone in England is reading the kind of junk that Americans ignore at the grocery checkout. Sorry B Humble, its only Green that got humilitated. Looks like its England that's in a right Barney fa, you Cockney ****head.
Sol

Hmmm…come to think of it, I guess I just basicly described the same situation for our respective governments as around the time USA declared their independence.

LOL, quite accurately actually. Here's some money and we wish you good luck in your independence fight but we can't really get involved cause this isn't our fight (and we don't want to piss off the English too much again). But we're still rooting for you cause England is more of a threat to us. Almost like going back in time for a moment.
Sunshine

Obviously, if that does happen, England (and the rest of the UK) will be right behind you. Including The Sun! Frog-bashing beats Yank-bashing, any day.